according to physics, nothing ever quite touches. when you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you’re touching. so no, officer, technically i’m not jacking off right now
"That’s what I want to find: true love. The kind that you fight for; that you always put first. That makes you want to be good; do better. And not just with any girl, but the girl. And when I find that, that’s all I need."